Posted 3 hours ago

laweytheking:

Yaay homestuck doodle doos

Posted 3 hours ago

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

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I only reblogged this for the bing dress

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(Source: fucker-icons)

Posted 3 hours ago

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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Posted 3 hours ago

dabombdotgov:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the places highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is a FOOTPATH not a SIDEWALK. Second of all, it’s called a FIZZY DRINK not a SODA. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING TROLLEYS not SHOPPING CARTS. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Americans do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you.

So please, just know that if you are from Noth America, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the US and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Canada talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can any american accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in a European country. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a US citizen having a job oppurtunity and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from Russia or Asia or Australia, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Alaska a part of the US, so you all are excused.

yeah but do YOU have 50 chicken mcnuggets?

yeah. i thought not you wet leaf drinking weenie.

Posted 3 hours ago

There once was a maiden from Stoneberry Hollow
She didn’t talk much but boy did she swallow.
I have a nice lance that she sat upon
The maiden from Stoneberry who was also your mom.

(Source: yanilsamasi)

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago
robot-sharks:

When you start changing your art style

robot-sharks:

When you start changing your art style

(Source: iptachone)

Posted 4 hours ago

oldeforce:

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[ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive]

Posted 2 days ago

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

Posted 2 days ago

pussypoppinhannstand:

when you realize we all turned into squidward